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    <subtitle>Feeling a change in the air...</subtitle>  
    
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        <div><br /></div><p>Just got back from vacation, and I have lots to tell (if time allows!), lots of photos to share. &#160;I just have a moment for now, but wanted to post a picture of some gorgeous clouds I snapped from the airplane:<div><br /><div>
    
    
    

    
    
    
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I thought they were just so beautiful. &#160;</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">More to come!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>&#160;</p>
<p style="text-align: center">I&#39;m in love.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">&#160;</p>

    
    
    

    
    
    
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<p>&#160;</p>
<p style="text-align: center">I really can&#39;t say enough about how cool this thing really is.&#160; </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I&#39;m a marshmallow</title>   
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        <p>A friend of mine posted this on her blog recently, and I thought it was one of the most heartwarming things I&#39;d seen in a long time.&#160;&#160;&#160;</p>

    
    
    

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<p>The little old lady at 0:50?&#160; When she touches his face?&#160; <em>It just gets me</em>.&#160; I loved those that took a running jump at the person they were hugging, too.&#160; Seeing this made even my deeply cynical side&#160;smile a little.&#160; Makes me want to be a bit less jaded and a lot more open to the people and the world around me.</p>
<p>Maybe it&#39;s the fact that I&#39;ve gone through some personal tragedy lately,&#160;or maybe it&#39;s just because I need to be reminded&#160;that there are still good-hearted&#160;people in the world, but seeing this video did me a world of good.&#160; I feel better now, all warm and fuzzy.&#160;&#160;</p>
<p>I hope it brightens your day, too.</p>
<p>(((HUGS)))&#160; </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>Woke up to the sound of millions of tiny little ice pellets hitting the window.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">They began to collect on the roof:</p>
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<p>&#160;</p>
<p style="text-align: center">And then more of the little buggers started to congregate:</p>
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<p>&#160;</p>
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<p>&#160;</p>
<p style="text-align: center">You can <em>imagine</em> how fun it was to drive in this stuff.&#160;</p>
<p style="text-align: center">Whee.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">I can handle the cold temperatures fine, but I am a big&#160;weenie when it comes to the slick stuff.&#160;</p>
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        <p>We&#39;ve had days&#160;upon days of gray winter gloom here, which&#160;has had no small part in&#160;influencing my music selections recently.&#160; The first time I heard this song, &quot;Home&quot;, by The Cinematics, I was struck by it&#39;s simplistic beauty and slightly forlorn quality, not to mention the striking similarity between the vocals on this particular track and one of my favorite artists of all time, Jeff Buckley.&#160; I&#39;ve probably listened to this song two dozen times in the past few days, like I can&#39;t be quenched of the thirst to hear it.&#160; It&#39;s achingly gorgeous.</p>
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        <title>I&#39;m gone for a week, and look what happens!</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-22T17:50:00Z</published>
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        <p>&#160;</p>
<p>I have the first sneaking suspicions that something&#39;s a little off when I get to the Vox log in page this morning (for the first time in&#160;a week - yay mini-vacation!).&#160; I brush&#160;them off&#160;and log in.</p>
<p>HOLY CRAP.</p>
<p>Everything&#39;s...<em>different</em>.</p>
<p>I feel like I&#39;ve gone home, unlocked the door, only to step inside and discover that I&#39;m in somebody else&#39;s house!&#160; It&#39;s disorienting!&#160; </p>
<p>Honestly, I&#39;m not quite sure if I like the new layout.&#160; I got into a comfortable little groove before, and the changes are just throwing me off.&#160; </p>
<p>Guess I&#39;ll just have to get used to it!</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Tagged!  Book Meme</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-13T18:16:14Z</published>
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        <p>I was tagged by <a href="http://farfaraway909.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00e398a4351e0001" at:screen-name="Farfaraway" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up6.vox.com/6a00e398a4351e000100f48ce7f05c0003-75si" >Farfaraway</a>! <div><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; "><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><em>The rules:</em></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><em>1. Grab your nearest book.<br />2. Open the book to page 123.</em><br /><em>3. Find the fifth sentence.</em><br /><em>4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.</em><br /><em>5. Tag 5 different people</em></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">The book closest to me was a collection of short stories by Kim Edwards,&#160;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Secrets of a Fire King</span>.</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">&quot;We walked down an unfamiliar path an arrived at a black sand beach. &#160;The sea was rough, but the setting sun had broken from the clouds and everything was vibrant in the sudden light. &#160;There was a shallow cave in the cliff, stairs opening into a passage lit like the aisle of an airplane.&quot;</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">~ excerpt from the short story &quot;Aristotle&#39;s Lantern&quot;</p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">I tag&#160;<a href="http://elen.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c22527b0528fdb" at:screen-name="Alex" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up2.vox.com/6a00c22527b0528fdb0123ddd6368c860d-75si" >Alex</a>, <a href="http://mitadmitad.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00d41414fac5685e" at:screen-name="Guycita" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up5.vox.com/6a00d41414fac5685e00e398f5d6530005-75si" >Guycita</a>, <a href="http://procrastination.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00d414287db16a47" at:screen-name="Procrastinator" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up1.vox.com/6a00d414287db16a4700cd971e6d5d4cd5-75si" >Procrastinator</a>, <a href="http://rosslyn.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c2252442c68fdb" at:screen-name="Rosslyn" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up6.vox.com/6a00c2252442c68fdb00fad69e82d20005-75si" >Rosslyn</a>, and <a href="http://thetelling.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00cdf7f1e13a094f" at:screen-name="some_girl" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up2.vox.com/6a00cdf7f1e13a094f00e398a635450002-75si" >some_girl</a>...have fun!</p></span></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Delicious!</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-04T16:40:25Z</published>
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        <p>&#160;</p>
<p>A coworker gave me a package of dark chocolate-covered cacao nibs yesterday.&#160; I confess to being entirely ignorant as to what, exactly, a cacao nib actually is.&#160; Never mind, I thought...it clearly is derived from the same thing that makes chocolate, so it must be good.&#160; </p>
<p>Cup of steaming hot coffee in hand, I prepare to taste these mysterious little treats.&#160; </p>
<p>OH.&#160; MY.&#160; GOODNESS.</p>
<p>They are (for lack of a better word) utterly delicious!</p>
<p>They are nutty and bittersweet and wonderful.</p>
<p>I Googled, and&#160;couldn&#39;t find the same kind I have exactly, but this description is close:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.typetive.com/candyblog/item/scharffen_berger_cacao_nibs/">Cacao nibs</a></p>
<p>YUM!</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>It&#39;s official.</title>   
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        <title>QotD: (Not) Far From Home</title>   
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<p>How far from your last home do you live? Why did you move and are you glad you did?&#160; <br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 0.8em">Submitted by <a href="http://socialjustice.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c2251df3318e1d" at:screen-name="Matthew 25" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up1.vox.com/6a00c2251df3318e1d00d4143fe8ed685e-75si" >Matthew 25</a>.</span> </p></blockquote>
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<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; As recently as six months ago, I lived in a little rental house which is located about a mile from where I live now.&#160; I called it home for six years, and it was the very first place I had ever lived in on my own.&#160; It was small, but had everything I needed.&#160; Plus, it was one of the few places in town where I could afford the rent.&#160; When I met with the landlord and signed the lease on&#160;that sunny September&#160;day, I remember this feeling of elation - it was complete and total freedom.&#160; There would be no annoying siblings, no roomates, nobody to answer to or pick up after.&#160; Just me.&#160; I could come and go as I pleased without disturbing anyone, I could play my music loud.&#160; I could vacuum at 1:00 in the morning if I felt like it.&#160; I could eat cookie dough for breakfast without any reproachful looks if I wanted to.&#160; You know that life you envisioned when you were a moody preteen and your mom&#160;was telling you to get off the phone because you&#39;d been talking for three hours, or to clean your room because the contents of your closet had seemingly exploded onto your floor?&#160; That life where you can do whatever you want because <em>no one </em>is the boss of you?&#160; Yep, THAT life.&#160; Heh.&#160; Not that I was <em>ever</em> that type of kid, or anything. ;)&#160; </p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Signing that lease felt like heaven on a payment plan.</p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; I had grand plans&#160;for making my new home the cutest little house ever.&#160; I wasn&#39;t allowed to paint or change anything in the house, but my landlord said he would allow me to plant flowers in the yard.&#160; I remember happy hours picking out tulip bulbs and planting potted flowers.&#160; Oh, those carefree, naive days...</p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; The first year was actually okay.&#160; The home was (is) quite old, had never been remodeled,&#160;and was in desperate need of some repairs, but I felt like it would be too obnoxious to call my landlord for every little thing, so I did the small stuff myself.&#160; Although the wallpaper borders looked like they came straight from a cheap hotel circa 1970 and the carpet was a retina-searing, Technicolor hot pink (yeah, just try and match furniture to THAT), I still felt unaccountably fond of my home sweet home.&#160; </p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Then the honeymoon period wore off.</p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; I began to discover why my landlord was so insistent that I not hang anything.&#160; The walls were nothing more than painted over PAPER in some places.&#160; PAPER, people.&#160; The only places I could hang proper curtains were in my living room and kitchen.&#160; The rest of the walls wouldn&#39;t support anything other than the&#160;pre-existing, non-functioning&#160;shades that were there when I moved in.&#160; I discovered on the first blustery nights of autumn that the house was not insulated worth a darn.&#160; None of the windows worked, which meant for six years, I had no fresh air at all.&#160; That&#160;was a bit unbearable at times.&#160; Then light fixtures began to crumble right out of the ceiling and hang down&#160;menacingly over my head.&#160; Outlet covers fell off the walls.&#160; The&#160;wood paneling in my laundry room bowed and split.&#160; Faucets leaked.&#160; Stove burners, then oven stopped working.&#160; Wiring went bad.&#160;&#160;Black mold, which had always been present, invaded the bathroom, the attic, and one of the main closets in full force.&#160; Mice gnawed their way through the cabinets in the kitchen.&#160; The crawl space of&#160;the house was&#160;horrendously swarmed by termites the last two spring seasons I lived there.&#160; Worst of all?&#160; My house, apparently,&#160;was the spawning ground for every&#160;<strong>brown recluse spider</strong> in the southern United States.&#160; Seriously.</p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; I can&#39;t&#160;begin to&#160;count the number of times I&#39;d wake up to find a recluse <em>on. my. pillow</em>.&#160; Oh, my god, the horror.&#160; I&#160;still have&#160;nightmares about them.&#160; Have you ever seen that scene in &quot;Just Married&quot; where Ashton Kutcher is lying in bed and discovers that there is the hugest, most terrifyingly gross roach crawling on his neck and has a major screaming freakout?&#160; Yeah, it&#39;s like that...<em>only a lot&#160;less funny</em>.&#160; I&#160;have no idea how I lived among them for six years and was never bitten.&#160; I suppose the &quot;recluse&quot; part is true...they aren&#39;t aggressive...although I don&#39;t imagine they&#39;d have any qualms about biting you if you happened to disturb them by rolling over one that had snuggled comfortably in between your sheets while you slept.&#160; They LOVED my shoes, which meant a shoe check was part of my morning routine.&#160; I spent a small fortune in those spider trap things.&#160; The spiders merely mocked my&#160;cluelessness.&#160; Didn&#39;t I know that they aren&#39;t&#160;that gullible?&#160;&#160;The RAID spider killer just pissed &#39;em off.&#160; Nope, they were there to stay.&#160; It was them, or me.</p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; In the end, it was me that left.&#160; I developed a pretty serious allergy to&#160;all the black mold and had to get out of that house, post-haste.&#160; Besides, I was tired of having to send irate, semi-threatening&#160;letters to my landlord after the third and fourth ignored call.&#160; So&#160;I finally moved.&#160;&#160;Now I have roomies, which&#160;is alternately&#160;okay and maddening.&#160; But at least my rent is cheaper now, which will&#160;help me get through college&#160;more easily, now that I&#39;ve decided to go back.&#160;&#160;</p>
<p>&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; I&#39;m glad I moved out of the ninth circle of hell, but I miss having my own personal, quiet space.&#160; My dream home is out there, and I&#39;m definitely working towards it.&#160; I can&#39;t wait.&#160; &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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